"That Rug Really Tied the Room Together"

*fails test*


"Well, close enough for government work"

Who will build the roads? 

Why Judge Doom will of course. 

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be “cured” against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals
C.S. Lewis (via anarchofortism)

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So im doing my research on drone technology and such. 

Let’s just say you all should be extremely terrified of the future. 

In the future drones will not be operated by people. They will be completely autonomous weapon systems that can not only collect information but will interpret the data and implement combat strikes based on the program’s algorithms and the system’s parameters. 

So essentially drones will be your judges, juries, and executioners.

Frodo: I will build them! I will build them! I will build the roads. Though I do not know how.
Gandalf: I will help you build these roads, Frodo Baggins, for as long as they are yours to build.
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can build these roads, I will. You have my shovel..
Legolas: And you have my jackhammer.
Gimli: And my bulldozer.
Boromir: You build the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.

Oh we might have a government shutdown?


I hate the government. With their beady eyes telling ya, “Oh you gonna pay us taxes so we can snort blow off of a Columbia hooker’s ass.”

Government is a waste of resources.  

The government is nothing more than a parasite. 

I’m sick of the government reading my anti-government text posts but not liking them. 

Remember that time you voted for Obama because you thought he was about hope and change? 

You cannot impose western democracies on tribal societies!
Fr. Constantine Nasr (Greek Orthodox Priest)

I may be an asshole, and I may be going to hell.

But at least I am not a government official.

My political views consist of living in a fort, having many firearms and watching Supernatural all day while I enjoy a White Russian.

I will achieve peak libertarianism when I get my own ancient aliens show on the history channel.