What if the government made movies about things that really happened so we would think that those things were just movies?
Like what if the government made the Men in Black movies so we would not think the Men in Black existed.
One of the only things protecting us from the government’s evil is its incompetence.
Most government officials wouldn’t know the difference between their asshole and a hole in the ground.
When people tell me the government can use power to benefit everyone:
“There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.”
An Australian court has ruled that a bureaucrat who was injured while having sex on a business trip is eligible for workers’ compensation benefits.
The Full Bench of the Federal Court ruled Dec. 13 in favor of the woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, and rejecting the appeal of the federal government’s insurer, ending a five-year legal battle.
The woman was hospitalized after being injured in 2007 during sex with a male friend while staying in a motel in the town of Nowra, 100 miles south of her hometown of Sydney.
During the sex, a glass light fitting was torn from its mount above the bed and landed on her face, injuring her nose and mouth. She later suffered depression and was unable to continue working for the government.
This makes you wonder how the light fitting was torn from the wall during the sex.
Damn.
Some of these incompetent government officials wouldn’t know the difference between their asshole and a whole in the ground.
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