"Well, close enough for government work"
Oh we might have a government shutdown?
I hate the government. With their beady eyes telling ya, “Oh you gonna pay us taxes so we can snort blow off of a Columbia hooker’s ass.”
Government is a waste of resources.
There is a government program that can force a farmer to hand over nearly half of his or her annual crop without getting paid for it. It’s not corn, the nation’s No. 1 crop. It’s not soybeans, wheat, cotton, …
The government is nothing more than a parasite.
CA Sterilized as Many as 250 Female Inmates without Permission since the 1990s:
Doctors under contract with the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation sterilized nearly 150 female inmates from 2006 to 2010 without required state approvals, the Center for Investigative Reporting has found.
At least 148 women received tubal ligations in violation of prison rules during those five years – and there are perhaps 100 more dating back to the late 1990s, according to state documents and interviews. […]
"I was like, ‘Oh my God, that’s not right,’ " said [Crystal Nguyen, a former Valley State Prison inmate], 28. "Do they think they’re animals, and they don’t want them to breed anymore?"
This is not a new thing.
North Carolina Sterilized 7600 women without their knowledge.
Then they rejected to compensate the victims.
Your tax dollars at work everyone.
What if the government made movies about things that really happened so we would think that those things were just movies?
Like what if the government made the Men in Black movies so we would not think the Men in Black existed.
Most government officials wouldn’t know the difference between their asshole and a hole in the ground.
"There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power."
An Australian court has ruled that a bureaucrat who was injured while having sex on a business trip is eligible for workers’ compensation benefits.
The Full Bench of the Federal Court ruled Dec. 13 in favor of the woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, and rejecting the appeal of the federal government’s insurer, ending a five-year legal battle.
The woman was hospitalized after being injured in 2007 during sex with a male friend while staying in a motel in the town of Nowra, 100 miles south of her hometown of Sydney.
During the sex, a glass light fitting was torn from its mount above the bed and landed on her face, injuring her nose and mouth. She later suffered depression and was unable to continue working for the government.
This makes you wonder how the light fitting was torn from the wall during the sex.