"That Rug Really Tied the Room Together"
My Professor Scares Me:
Professor: You ever been waterboarded?
Me: No.
Professor: I have. It is not that bad.
Well somebody is going around and trying to poison the dogs in the neighborhood.

There are just really sick people out there.

First they were soaking pieces of meat in anti-freeze throwing it in people’s yards so the dogs would eat it.

Now they are using rat poison.

What the hell people? This has to be one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.

I tend to agree with Noam Chomsky on foreign policy.

I tend to agree with Noam Chomsky on foreign policy.

Sabrina Grant, Mom, Outraged After Teacher’s Aide Pulled Out Son’s Wrong Tooth

From the article:

"Chris, 10, went to school with a loose tooth, something his teacher said was causing a distraction as the student had his hands in his mouth during class. “We pulled [the tooth] out today and had him checked by the nurse immediately after," the teacher said in an email to the student’s mother. "He is fine. You will be receiving his tooth this afternoon when he arrives home. If you are bothered by us pulling his tooth, please let me know. I apologize for this in advance.” “When I realized he got off the bus it was the wrong tooth they had pulled out, it was even worse,” Grant told WCVB-TV. "How could somebody not even medically trained pull a tooth that wasn’t even loose out of his mouth?”"

How the hell do you even justify pulling a child’s tooth at school? This is truly the work of a carpet pisser. To make matters worse, they pulled the wrong tooth. Isn’t this something that would require parental permission? I mean hell if they can perform dental work on kids without a license, what else can they do? Fucking fascists!

What? Are you teachers fucking park rangers now?

Fuck it. I’m going to go make a stiff drink and pass out.