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Sabrina Grant, Mom, Outraged After Teacher’s Aide Pulled Out Son’s Wrong Tooth

From the article:

"Chris, 10, went to school with a loose tooth, something his teacher said was causing a distraction as the student had his hands in his mouth during class. “We pulled [the tooth] out today and had him checked by the nurse immediately after," the teacher said in an email to the student’s mother. "He is fine. You will be receiving his tooth this afternoon when he arrives home. If you are bothered by us pulling his tooth, please let me know. I apologize for this in advance.” “When I realized he got off the bus it was the wrong tooth they had pulled out, it was even worse,” Grant told WCVB-TV. "How could somebody not even medically trained pull a tooth that wasn’t even loose out of his mouth?”"

How the hell do you even justify pulling a child’s tooth at school? This is truly the work of a carpet pisser. To make matters worse, they pulled the wrong tooth. Isn’t this something that would require parental permission? I mean hell if they can perform dental work on kids without a license, what else can they do? Fucking fascists!

What? Are you teachers fucking park rangers now?

Fuck it. I’m going to go make a stiff drink and pass out.