"That Rug Really Tied the Room Together"
If you don’t like The Big Lebowski:

Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
"She’s not my special lady. She’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man!"

"She’s not my special lady. She’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man!"

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Walter Sobchak
I’m completely calm dude.
Dudeism Sermons.

I think I’m going to start the Sobchak school of thought when it comes to Dudeism. Really ties the room together for me.

One of my favorite scenes in The Big Lebowski.
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

When people attempt to harm me I turn into Walter Sobchak.

Words to live your life by:

The ringer cannot look empty.

If any of you haven’t seen The Big Lebowski

You really should. I live my life by this movie.

I saw this picture on google images when I typed in The Big Lebowski. If this book exists I will need a copy to read to my future children as a bedtime story.

I saw this picture on google images when I typed in The Big Lebowski. If this book exists I will need a copy to read to my future children as a bedtime story.

Saw this on Dudeism’s facebook page.
In the Dude we trust.

Saw this on Dudeism’s facebook page.

In the Dude we trust.

Dudeism.com is awesome. The Dude wants me to take it easy.

Dudeism.com is awesome. The Dude wants me to take it easy.

One of my favorite scenes in The Big Lebowski
Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Look, man...
Walter Sobchak: Dude, please? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Just ask him about the car.
Walter Sobchak: Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Is that your car out front?
Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?
Walter Sobchak: Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
The Dude: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
The Dude: And the fucking money.
Walter Sobchak: And the fucking money. And, we know that this is your homework.
The Dude: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry.
Walter Sobchak: You're killing your father, Larry!
Will you just take it easy man?

Will you just take it easy man?