"That Rug Really Tied the Room Together"
Me Trying To Comfort My Friends:

"Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it."

So I was rewatching The Big Lebowski and look who I found

potatoes-in-a-casket:

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Lucifer broke into the Dude’s house, can’t believe I didn’t notice that the first time I saw it.

Tonight seems like the perfect night to watch The Big Lebowski.

I get most of my ethics from this movie.

omfg

omfg

Sitting in philosophy…

sdwisener:

“Fucking Nihilists, Dude.”

Nihilists. Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenants of national socialism, dude. At least it’s an ethos.

I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.

But I went out and achieved anyway.

Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
"She’s not my special lady. She’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man!"

"She’s not my special lady. She’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man!"

Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak: Okay then.
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?

luchadoreofliberty:

david-nathanael:

no sir, nihilism isn’t practical

fucking nihilists, dude.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.


I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!

Words to live by.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Walter Sobchak
I’m completely calm dude.