"That Rug Really Tied the Room Together"

I’m a simple man.

I like dark haired women and breakfast foods.

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

Leslie Knope is everything I hate about government officials.

I don’t know how Ron stands her. 

laliberty:

A world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable, says Britain’s National Pig Association. Of course, if you have a free market, you don’t have shortages. If supplies shrink, prices climb. [And thus incentive is created to increase supply, which will lead to greater competition, which in turn can push prices down.]…

If Bernanke’s QE3 kicks in, we could have a perfect storm of climbing prices next year, less supply, and more dollars chasing that supply.

Bacon riots are coming…

GIVE ME BACON OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!!

fmlmyurlwastaken:

RON SWANSON IS MY LIBERTARIAN SOUL MATE. 

This is exactly how I react when I see a picnic. 

fmlmyurlwastaken:

RON SWANSON IS MY LIBERTARIAN SOUL MATE. 

This is exactly how I react when I see a picnic. 

When you gotta eat, you gotta eat. 

ThingsI do in public. 

WHEN I TELL MY MOM WHAT I WANT TO EAT

howdoiputthisgently:

This is me every night. 

Get on your eagles losers, we’re going freedoming.

northerncowboy:

Bring your facial hair and bacon too. 

withinherthoughts:

oh my fucking god.

This is my kind of cat.

withinherthoughts:

oh my fucking god.

This is my kind of cat.

Ok real future plans: I’m serious.

As soon as I graduate college I’m running for office.

And I’m bringing the spirits of Barry Goldwater and Ron Swanson with me.

This is my path to success. Follow the Swanson code.

lesliemin-knope:

Parks and Rec meme: 7 Characters
7/7 - Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

Child labor laws are ruining this country.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.
Ron Swanson