The movie C.H.U.D. essentially sums up my views of New York City.
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Be careful. Someone might accuse you of appropriating another’s culture.
It is actually my dad’s culture because that entire half of the family lived in the Appalachian area.
And I mean the back hills of West Virginia. And the family has been there since 1680.
Take that there poke over yonder and tote in the house.
Appalachian English is probably my favorite dialect.
I may start writing this blog in Appalachian English.
"Knives make it a fair fight"
That is literally not the point of guns.
If someone was trying to kill you, you’re going to give them a fair chance, over what? Some outdated concept of “honour”?
Yeah, getting stabbed in the neck by a meth addict is real honourable you fucking nerd.
Anonymous asked: "This isn't your personal fucking soapbox". That's exactly what a fucking personal blog is.
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE
why are moose so terrifyingly large
Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then
I need a moose.
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