In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
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*catholics laugh in the distance as they pray the rosary*
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why he lick me
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"feel my leg, I just shaved."
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It is alright so far.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you birth sons hun
your info page said that you liked memes and i couldn’t help myself
The internet has done some wonderful and terrible things to Mr. Hamilton.
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