when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
Maybe I would
Guess I’ll just have to eat this entire pizza by myself.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
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