"That Rug Really Tied the Room Together"
you eat a lot, I can respect that

alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand:

I am Carl in so many many ways. 

mistercoventry:

MY DAD THOUGHT SKRILLEX WAS A POKEMON

whiskey-21:

they should have preserved Browning’s brain. Firearm design prodigy

whiskey-21:

they should have preserved Browning’s brain. Firearm design prodigy

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

thatonegunblog:

Guns
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daddyofluchalibre:

recommend me some metal bands 

Dimmu Borger, Venom, Amon Amarth, Celtic Frost, Bathory, Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Satyricon, Behemoth, Immortal, Emperor

 Person: “We are all human here”

Me: *looks around to spot all the reptilians in the room*

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hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

Y’all got to get on my level when it comes to food consumption. 

denyselfandfollowchrist:

dudeistlibertarian:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

when eating dinner at Chick-fil-A:

Iced Coffee

Waffle Fries

Cookie

pick two. if you pick three you will feel sick for an hour. do not i repeat do not pick three. pick two.

Nonsense, I’ve eaten all that and more. 

Hell I have 5 breakfast sandwiches from there the other day. 

you, sir, have more practice than i do. also you are a man. also, i had a stomachache that would beg to differ.

Well I did just go to Red Robin and had two large cheeseburgers. Thinking about a pizza now. 

denyselfandfollowchrist:

when eating dinner at Chick-fil-A:

Iced Coffee

Waffle Fries

Cookie

pick two. if you pick three you will feel sick for an hour. do not i repeat do not pick three. pick two.

Nonsense, I’ve eaten all that and more. 

Hell I have 5 breakfast sandwiches from there the other day.